If you can get in touch easier with Visa Concierge than you can your significant other, it might be time to charge a hacksaw and cut the fat.
On KIT
If you can get in touch easier with Visa Concierge than you can your significant other, it might be time to charge a hacksaw and cut the fat.
On KIT
Can you laugh yourself into a nervous breakdown? Short answer: Yes.
On Laughter
“Forgive” is a tattoo you won’t find inside the novelty machine at your local pizzeria.
On Tokens
Is “too busy for a life crisis” a motto? If it is I live by it.
On Life
Where to dump your illegitimate vacation baby is a popular topic that most travel literature doesn’t cover.
On Travel
Giving yourself a fictional title doesn’t make it any more factual.
On Business
Using Facebook for the exploratory purpose of stalking ex-high school crushes is much like a military vet surveying the land around him riddled with empty shells and bullet holes. Except when I say I dodged a bullet, I mean it figuratively not literally.
On Peaking Early
Is it possible to place yourself within an iconic movie scene? Because I’d really like to relive the closing of Black Swan where she stabs herself in a fit of schizophrenic rage.
On Self-Mutilation
If you’ve become something you don’t like, beat the shit out of it until it turns into something else.
On The Self
Not conforming or participating in the politics of art is an art within itself.
On Kissing Ass
